education, the World, Humanity, God, Global Warming, My Friends, Animals, Peace, My Family, The Youth, Freedom, My Pets, Environment, Happiness, Pollution, my future, Human rights, Nature, horses, Trust, hunger, freinds, my pet
More About Me
About Me
What I Care About
education, the World, Humanity, God, Global Warming, My Friends, Animals, Peace, My Family, The Youth, Freedom, My Pets, Environment, Happiness, Pollution, my future, Human rights, Nature, horses, Trust, hunger, freinds, my pet
Harry Potter, Romance, Mystery, thriller, john grisham, ian rankin, roddy doyle, Virginia andrews
Movies
Serendipity, Comedy, Horror, Pirates of the Caribean 1,2,3, Harry Potter, Finding Nemo, 10 Things I Hate About You, High Fidelity, Matrix, RUSH HOUR 1,2,3, V for Vendetta, Underworld, Jurassic Park, ET, scary movie, avp, scream, face off, Jumanji, Just Married
TV Shows
ER, Prison Break, South Park, american idol, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, House, Scrubs, NCIS, The Simpsons, Law and Order, Law and Order: SVU, Reba, Frasier, Monk, Everybody Loves Raymond, Coronation Street, eastenders, Top Gear, 3rd rock from the sun, space 1999, stargate
my bed, Everywhere!, Ethiopia, Planet Earth, home, London, Outside, My room, The Mall, Beaches, mountains, Pluto, Beach, Friends Houses, Las Vegas, My Home, disneyland, brighton, united kingdom
Favorite Quotes
"One person can't change the world, but you can change the world for one person"
After she woke up, a woman told her husband,
"I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said with a smile.
The woman could hardly think of anything else all day and she couldn't wait for her husband to return home.
That evening, the man finally came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it excitedly to find a book entitled...
"The Meaning of Dreams"
~~#2
I was checking every room, making sure no one is about.
I checked every floor, and found out that no one is in the building.
I pressed on the lift, and waited for the lift to reach the 84th floor.
The door opened, and I stepped inside.
It went down..
Down..
Down.....
And reached the 52th floor.
A gorgeous lady stepped in.
I was wondering why was a gorgeous lady in a dark building at a time like this.
Then when the lift reached the 13th floor, everything went out.
I thought.. : " Thirteen.. 13!! It's the UNLUCKY number!"
A smell spreaded throughout the lift, a smell that spelled D-E-A-T-H.
I was shivering, and for one second I thought I peed on my pants.
The light came on and the lady was looking at me and said...
" Sorry, I just farted.. "
~~#3
There is a girl she wants to buy a microwave.
So she goes in , pointing the item she saw and asks the sales clerk, "How much for that microwave?"
The salesclerk replies, "We won't sell to you."
So the next day she dyes her hair red, and goes in and asks the same question. The sales clerk answers, " We won't sell to you."
So the next day she dyes her hair brunette and goes and asks the same question. The salesclerk replies the same way.
The lady asks why she refused to sell her the microwave. The clerk says, "That isn't a microwave it's a TV."
hi sam,
nice to meet u :)
how r u ?
thanks for accepting me as your friend.
hope to hear from u again.
have a great day and take care ♪ ♬
smile always ^_^Y
Two guys were playing golf when the first one said, "I really need to take a crap..."
The second replied, "Well there's a tree, go behind it and do your stuff."
The first guy looks over at the tree and comments, "But, I don't have any toliet paper."
Being a witty fellow, the second man remarks, "You have a dollar don't you? Just use it to wipe yourself." Reluctantly, the first guy goes and does his stuff.
Minutes later he comes back with crap all over him. The second asks, "Damn, what happened? Didn't you use the dollar?"
"Hell yes, but have you ever tried to wipe with three quarters, two dimes, and a nickel?"
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Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in holding their newborn baby.
"Stop! You can't do this!" exclaimed the brother.
"And why not?" asked Stan.
"Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday? Like my wife and I have here?"
Stan said nothing.
The brother grew impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle."
Stan couldn't take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his brother, "You're sure you want a nephew?"
"Yes," the brother replied. "It would be an honor."
"Well congratulations, you're holding him."
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Anthony and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day,while they were walking, they passed the hospital swimming pool and Anthony suddenly dive into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. David promptly jumped in and saved him, swimming to the bottom of the pool and pulling Anthony out.The medical director came to know of David's heroic act. He immediately ordered that David be discharged from the hospital as he now considered him to be OK.The doctor said, "David, we have good news and bad news for you!The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your sanity. Since you were able to jump in and save another patient, you must be mentally stable. The bad news is that the patient that you saved hung himself in the bathroom and died after all." David replied, "Doctor, John didn't hang himself. I hung him there to dry."
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At a dinner party, the speaker who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver his speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.
A guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife has sent you a KISS before you begin your speech. She must love you very much." speaker replied,
"You don't know my wife. The letters stand for "Keep It Short, Stupid."
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Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat.
Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!'
The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches
Samantha,
Thank you for being my friend. I like your profile. Its good to see people caring about our world, people, and our 4 legged friends.
Have a great day.
Dany
June 06, 04:11PM
Ray K.
wrote:
Samantha,
Thanks for taking a moment and adding me to your group of friends.
